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Called the principle a fridge cunt I'm sure to paint a more vivid image in the readers mind. Probably satire considering the picture of Danny McBride It's supposed to sound fucked up scummy cuz that's what would go with a massive majority of the characters he plays I could honestly see this as a direct. With a b like Spurgeon he definitely. Really? I thought that was how the town marks his mom's house on. I don't want everything I dislike banned bzt I think that Reddit is no Place for /r/watchpeopledie This is not just bad taste but also very ethically questionable. The first season takes place six months after the founding of the camp soon after Custer's Last St In 1876 Seth Bullock leaves his job as a marshal in Montana to establish a hardware business in the gold-mining camp of Deadwood along with his friend business partner Sol Star Wild Bill Hickok the infamous gunslinger of the west is on a separate journey to Deadwood accompanied by Charlie Utter Calamity Jane. The Deadwood title music is a piece by David Schwartz Closing credits The closing credits music is listed below: It only had 4 seasons the 4th wasn’t the. Accidentally liking a ~5 year old bikini pic on facebook is the indirect equivalent. This is possible Definitely sounds like something The Shelby Sensation. "why give a 100% when you can give 30% get paid get laid"-Kenny Powers Damn I’m surprised that this many people don’t know about the switcharoo I guess it is a bit of an older Reddit meme but I just figured it was something every semi-regular user know about?On another note I’m glad to see ‘em back ~ I've lost hundreds yes hundreds of minutes in those holes Which is also the name of u/Am_Sci's. I don't know which one you consider moderately okay but I actually loved the Myrtle Beach season. I’Ve heard this from an acquaintance whom I barely knew It disgusted me I wondered why someone would tell me such a thing out of the blue I guess this might. Definitely referring to the fridged cunt we had as a principal. Ne I got into an argument with this girl in high school over something I can't remember As she was walking away my final statement was "at least when I jerk off to you I don't have to hear your voice" Got me a nice trip to the principal's office. Swearengen collapses in his office with the door locked His concerned associates assume that he wants to be left alone but as the day passes their alarm grows they finally break into the office Dr Cochran diagnoses Al with kidney stones performs a draining procedure Swearengen eventually passes the stones but has a small stroke in the process. Al Swearengen is the owner of The Gem a local saloon brothel Other notable residents include Dr Amos Cochran; A W Merrick owner editor of the local newspaper "The Pioneer"; E B Farnum proprietor of The Gr Central Hotel Brom Garret a wealthy businessman from New York City lives at The Gr Central Hotel with his wife Alma who nurses a secret laudanum habit Aware that Garret is interested in prospecting Swearengen Farnum deceive him into purchasing a gold claim in a confidence game Newly arrived Cy Tolliver his entourage purchase an aboned hotel across from The Gem begin renovations then open the Bella Union Saloon a luxurious gambling house brothel. Over Ellsworth's strong objections Alma meets with Hearst to discuss buying her claim Hearst becomes furious when she offers him a merely non-controlling interest behaves menacingly towards Alma but then allows her to leave without following through on his implied threat of rape Tolliver slowly recovers after being stabbed gets back on his feet Hearst knows Cy is lying about having a letter from Wolcott but decides to employ Cy to help deal with the members of the camp Traveling actor Jack Langrishe arrives in Deadwood with his theatre troupe He is an old friend of Swearengen's eventually buys the former Chez Amis from Joannie Stubbs on condition that he build a new school house for the camp's children Alma undergoes a D & C by Doc Cochran when her pregnancy threatens her health. From its debut Deadwood drew attention for its extensive profanity It is a deliberate anachronism on the part of the creator with a twofold intent Milch explained in several interviews that the characters were originally intended to use period slang swear words Such words however were based heavily on the time's deep religious roots tended to be more blasphemous than scatological Instead of being shockingly crude (in keeping with the tone of a frontier mining camp) the results sounded comical As Geoffrey Nunberg put it "… if you put words like 'goldarn' into the mouths of the characters on Deadwood they'd all wind up sounding like Yosemite Sam." Wolcott's agent Lee burns the bodies of Chinese prostitutes who have died from malnourishment whilst in his remit Mr Wu is enraged requests Swearengen's help to stop Lee Because Lee is employed by Wolcott who is in turn employed by George Hearst Swearengen refuses any help until after negotiations over the town's future have been resolved Mr Wu escapes house arrest at The Gem but is stopped by Johnny Burns just in time from exacting his revenge or being killed William Bullock is trampled by a horse that escapes during a failed gelding The boy dies several hours after His funeral is attended by many of Deadwood's citizens the service is conducted by former card sharp y Cramed who has returned to Deadwood an ordained minister. George Hearst arrives in Deadwood when he learns of the murders committed by Wolcott confronts fires him Hearst purchases the Gr Central hotel from E B Farnum The shamed Wolcott hangs himself Tolliver claims to be in possession of a letter of confession in which Wolcott states that Hearst was aware of his murderous ways yet continued his employment Tolliver blackmails Hearst for 5% of every Gold Claim he has acquired in Deadwood Al Swearengen negotiates with George Hearst on behalf of Mr Wu they agree that Wu can regain his status if his people prove to be better workers than those of the "San Francisco cocksucker" Lee Mr Wu Swearengen's henchmen plan vengeance in Deadwood's Chinatown The operation is successful Wu slits the throat of. I go out of my way to ask my bf to think about me when he whacks it sometimes When I'm at his place sometimes I'll also masterbate to porn we've made together It's super sexy to me playful if we can't spend the night together It's a sweet gesture imo. You jerked off to your girlfriend? That is disgusting man! What the hell is wrong. Don’T worry it wasn’t 1 sitting nor was it 1 alter boy It was 100 alter boys over a period of. Hearst dems that the whore who shot him be executed Swearengen Wu gather a militia in case a war breaks out Al murders the prostitute Jen despite Johnny's objections in the hope of passing her corpse off as Trixie placating Hearst The ruse works Hearst leaves Deadwood giving over control of "all his other-than-mining interests" to Tolliver Tolliver points a gun at Hearst from his balcony wants to shoot him but instead watches as Bullock sees a smirking Hearst out of the camp Enraged that Hearst is cutting him off Tolliver takes his frustrations out on Leon by stabbing him in the femoral artery Johnny Al speak briefly of Jen's death before Al returns to scrubbing her bloodstain. It's actually a really good filter for how smart a person is if they're worth having around It makes a great story if they can laugh at it also underst its not a big deal then they pass the test I have no patience for stupid people who can't underst something with a little subtlety. Not implying anti-SemitismElitism They used to be around more often first one I've seen in. The increasingly addled Reverend Smith dying from an apparent brain tumor is smothered to death by Al Swearengen in a mercy killing Tolliver attempts to bribe General Crook to leave a garrison in Deadwood but is indignantly refused When Magistrate Clagett attempts to extort Swearengen further over the murder warrant Swearengen responds by enlisting Clagett's "toll collector," Silas Adams to murder Clagett Silas performs the deed allies himself with Swearengen becoming his agent As Sheriff Con Stapleton has been compromised by Cy Tolliver Bullock volunteers to become the new sheriff as the cavalry rides out. Myspace never the mighty eventually fall It's not guaranteed but I doubt Facebook will be much in a couple of decades. I'm not a fan of Kenny Powers being used for this. I'd be weirded out at first but I just figure that eventually I'll get to go for a spin on his jet ski all would. Joanie Stubbs opens her own brothel The Chez Amis with her newly arrived partner Maddie Francis Wolcott a geologist working for George Hearst arrives in Deadwood soon makes his presence felt at the Chez Amis Wolcott has paid for transportation of most of the prostitutes in order to cater to his selective tastes Cy Tolliver learns of Wolcott's sexual proclivities baits him resulting in Wolcott murdering Carrie Doris two of Joanie Stubb's prostitutes When Maddie attempts to extort money from Wolcott he kills her too Cy Tolliver has the bodies removed pardons Wolcott Joanie sends the remaining girls away so that they will be safe from Wolcott Joanie confides in Charlie Utter regarding the murders extracting a promise that he never repeat the information. I want a roll call of who went through the a-roo browsed top-all-time of /r/publicfreakout Well this brought me to "Man stomps on child’s head☠NSFL☠" Exactly my thought I found my husb jerking off to a picture of me thought it was pretty sweet Some ro that has a crush on me is fine I just dont want to know about it I dont find it complimentary. As a woman who has had low self-esteem in the past there was a point in my life where I would have agreed with this wholeheartedly. Fuck you Veronica its a compliment that I jerk off to you Chad must be jerking off to. Hostetler Samuel "The Nigger General" Fields return to the camp to find that Steve has taken over the livery Bullock mediates between them eventually getting Hostetler to agree to sell the Livery to Steve Steve's ranting racial slurs impugning of Hostetler's honor finally drive the latter over the edge he himself Another miner is killed Already angry from the Hostetler/Steve ordeal Bullock arrests Hearst drags him by the ear through the public thoroughfare puts him in jail overnight. I don't think I'd even tell a girl I had sex with that she earned a spot into my. So 3 great seasons the 4th was ok what’s the problem? I actually talked about it in another thread someone was like "thats not a big deal studies have shown 3rd cousins can even have kids together with no ill effects." I was like yeah well you try telling that to any rom person on the street they're just gonna nod think "Whatever cousin fucker" Ah the ol' reddit 5-year-roo On Aug it was reported that talks between HBO Milch had resumed regarding a Deadwood film. In January 2016 HBO gave Milch the green-light to write a script for the film. On August 1 2016 Casey Bloys HBO's new head of programming stated that David Milch was writing the script for a Deadwood movie. In an interview on Janu David Milch stated that he still intended to finish the two films if possible. On J HBO executives admitted that producing the telefilms would be difficult put the chances of their ever being. To be on the safe side just like all their pics so they don't know what set. During a poker game Wild Bill Hickok is murdered by Jack McCall in Tom Nuttall's #10 Saloon When McCall is put on trial Swearengen leans on the acting magistrate suggesting that McCall must be acquitted to avoid scrutiny from Washington D.C The judge cuts the trial short the jury acquits McCall who leaves town immediately after the verdict Bullock pursues McCall determined to bring him to justice Bullock Charlie Utter later find McCall hiding at a boarding house take him to Yankton for trial Smallpox spreads in Deadwood creating an urgent need for vaccines The afflicted are segregated from the main camp in plague tents Calamity Jane aids Doctor Cochran in caring for. The show was produced by Red Board Productions Roscoe Productions in association with HBO Paramount Network Television His excitement to discuss wanking always started off funny then got real weird. The first book that the show's creator David Milch purchased as research for the series was Deadwood: The Golden Years by Watson Parker a historian who specialized in the history of the Black Hills. Milch his colleagues later bought many of Parker's books papers as references for Deadwood. I knew of this kid in high school who actually wrote a girl a letter like this It was the talk of the school for weeks She passed around the letter for everyone to see so it. You really should stop fapping to 5-year-olds in bikinis It's creepy.
Alma fires Miss Isringhausen Sophia's tutor Isringhausen turns to Silas Adams under the pretext of fear for her life at the hs of the Widow Garret they embark upon a relationship Isringhausen convinces Adams to allow her to meet with Swearengen At the meeting she admits to being an agent of the Pinkertons under the employ of Brom Garret's family who instructed Isringhausen to frame Alma for soliciting Swearengen to murder her husb Swearengen agrees to play along but later reveals to Garret that he intends to blackmail Isringhausen due to his hatred for the Pinkerton agency. It's 2018 women aren't stupid They know they're fantasized about R/shittyshowerthoughts Well since they used a picture of Kenny Fucking Powers leads me to believe it's either an quote from or just something that the main character says. I didn't Watch it but the chances. A friend of me did that with my acount it also was a picture from my classmate My naive n idiot mind actually said this to my crush in the first semester of my university life Took until the last two semester before other girls of my course to warm up. I also wouldn't be surprised if they just relate to the character you sometimes see this happening where characters that are supposed to be either satirical or just intentionally obviously shitty people are being taken at face value. On HBO confirmed it had opted not to pick up the options of the actors which were set to expire on J This meant that a fourth season with the current cast as it stood was unlikely though HBO had stressed that the show was not cancelled talks regarding its future were continuing The chances of the show returning with its current lineup of cast crew were limited On June 5 2006 HBO creator David Milch agreed to make two two-hour television films in place of a fourth season after Milch declined a short-order of 6 episodes This was because in the show's original format each season portrayed two weeks in the life of Deadwood with each episode representing one day The final two-hour format would release these time restraints allow for a broader narrative to finish off the series. If you follow it enough maybe you'll.
Milch has pointed out repeatedly in interviews that the intent of the show was to study the way that civilization comes together from chaos by organizing itself around symbols (in Deadwood the main symbol is gold) Initially he intended to study this within Roman civilization (the central symbol was to be the religious cross) but HBO's Rome series was already in production Milch was asked by the network if he could stage the story in another place. Although the series touches on a variety of issues including race prostitution misogyny violence politics immigration most of the major story lines are grounded in this issue of bringing order. Myrtle Beach Mexico were hilarious The first season was Okay at best Danny Mcbride was just too much of a jackass the fourth season. I thought the heart of the joke so to speak was pretty neckbeardish so I shared it here If this had been a real interaction I would be more excited about showing the sub a neckbeardius-maximus observed in. Holy shit just made my way out if this what year. The senior members of the community form a municipal government to prepare for future annexation as well as to bribe the territorial legislature thereby ensuring the security of existing titles claims properties Swearengen bribes local magistrate Clagett to quash a murder warrant Alma's father Otis Russell arrives with plans to secure Alma's new-found wealth in order to pay off his endless debts fulfill his own greed The U.S army arrives in Deadwood a parade is organized Bullock confronts a self-confident Otis Russell in The Bella Union When Russell threatens the safety of his own daughter should Bullock st in the way of his acquiring the gold claim Seth unceremoniously beats him orders Russell to leave. I remember seeing these at least 4 years ago even back then they went for ages i'm guessing they go pretty deep. I think someone tagged this as NSFL! Yikes!Eye Bleach!I am. I’D be flattered I’m a dude so if someone was jilling to me I’d be flattered. If there is a futurelol jk hope smash switch is treating ya right future bois It's always interesting to find people who never matured past high school Reverse the roles be a find out from a girl that she flicks her bean to the thought of you tell me that you wouldn't be at least flattered. I donno man even after we got drunk intimate my cousin was still super awkward when I told her I jerked off. I know somebody who was just fired for doing this via text message which is an amazing stupid way to. In meme format this is hilarious But sadly someone somewhere has probably used this to flatter his m'lady I mean if you're dating someone then yeah I can see that being a compliment but I get the feeling whoever created this isn't dating anyone Just. Anybody would be lucky to be jerked off to by the Kenny Powers Is it an actual " & " quote? Hearst brings a large force of Pinkertons to the camp encourages them to stir up trouble Swearengen holds a meeting to decide what to do about Hearst The town leaders are unable to decide on any direct action other than to publish a letter from Bullock to the wife of one of the murdered miners that subtly highlights Hearst's callousness Hearst has Merrick beaten for publishing it. Season two begins in 1877 seven months after the events of season 1 the camp has become somewhat more orderly civilized. Did this in sophomore year Wrote a "love letter" to a girl I liked mentioning how I sometimes think about her while masturbating Then I finished it off with a poem I made on a whim.I'll edit the poem here in a few minutes It's cringy but I kinda. Blame your asshole friend when she asks why you liked all her whole summer 2012 holiday album. I like it Just wanted to point out I found it funny. Eb: Some ancient Italian maxim fits our situation whose particulars escape me Wolcott: Is the gist that I'm shit outta luck? EB: Did they speak that way then? The word "fuck" is said 43 times in the first hour of the show. It has been reported that the series had a total count of 2,980 "fucks" an average of utterances of "fuck" per minute of footage. There is a whole subreddit for stuff like this which for some reason isn't banned. :( idk why reading that made me feel sad on a. My girlfriend melted when I told her I use her pictures when I want to finish the job quickly. Alma Garret Ellsworth marry at a ceremony conducted by y Cramed at the Gr Central hotel After much dealing double-dealing on the part of Swearengen Silas Adams the official papers confirming Deadwood's annexation into Yankton territory are signed by Bullock Swearengen with Hugo Jarry present y Cramed stabs Tolliver outside the. The reverse apache master telling em what's up /r/shittylifeprotips Season three begins six weeks after the events of season 2 government law as well as the interests of powerful commercial entities begin to enter the town as Deadwood prepares itself for entry into Dakota Territory Hearst has several of his own Cornish miners murdered when they attempt to unionize Elections are announced: Star Farnum run for Mayor while Bullock barman Harry Manning compete for Sheriff Angered that Hearst had someone killed in the Gem Al cancels the election debates in an attempt to reassert his position in the camp To teach Al a lesson force him to help Hearst buy Alma's claim Hearst has his lead henchman Captain Turner restrain Al then chops off one of his fingers. Sorry for getting butthurt over this but isn't this kinda shaming s who wouldn't be comfortable with that? There's absolutely nothing wrong with you being flattered but there are probably plenty of s who might not be comfortable. Brom Garret soon learns that his gold claim is worthless dems Swearengen reimburse his money Swearengen orders Dan Dority to kill Garret "make it look like an accident." Dority throws Garret off a cliff only to discover that the claim is actually a rich one after all Newly widowed Alma Garret asks Wild Bill Hickok for guidance regarding the gold claim Swearengen's renewed interest Hickok asks Bullock to advise Garret; Bullock agrees Bullock suggests that Garret hire Whitney Ellsworth a trustworthy experienced prospector Alma Garret takes custody of young Sofia Metz whose family was murdered on the way back to Minnesota. Instead it was decided that the show would use current profanity in order for the words to have the same impact on modern audiences as the blasphemous ones did back in the 1870s In early episodes the character of Mr Wu excessively uses "cocksucker," his favorite derogatory term for those whom he dislikes Wu is also fond of the Cantonese derogatory term "gweilo" which he applies to the camp's white males The other intent in regard to the frequency of the swearing was to signal to the audience the lawlessness of the camp in much the same way that the original inhabitants used it to show that they were living outside the bounds of "civil society." The issue of the authenticity of Deadwood's dialogue has even been alluded to in the show itself Early in the second season E.B Farnum has fleeced Mr Wolcott of $9,900 Farnum tries to console the geologist: Fair enough I'd still be careful about who you let. I I don’t know anymore what just happened? I need to go lay think. If I knew someone was having a bit of self abuse while thinking about me I'd be massively complimented! Newest post on r/switcharoo at. This is neckbeard ascension Alma is once again using dope Leon confesses to Cy that he is Alma's supplier Cy relays this news to Hearst but Hearst is still angry from his encounter with Bullock believes that if Tolliver had told him this useful news beforeh he might not have provoked the sheriff A furious Tolliver tells Leon to do nothing but Leon afraid of being implicated in Alma's murder has already cut her off Suspecting that Alma's return to drugs is due to her unhappiness at being married to a man she doesn't love Ellsworth moves out of their house They later agree to separate Alma is able to stop taking the laudanum. .com It’s making fun of how a stereotypical neckbeard /socially inept nerd would say “actually” Himself in the foot aha! you have fallen into my master murder plot against you! I'm sure Danny McBride is honored to be included in. This would have been hilarious if Louis CK said it about a. Alma is shot at in the street Swearengen takes her into the Gem orders Dan to kidnap restrain Ellsworth Al guesses correctly that Hearst ordered the shooting in an attempt to provoke then kill Ellsworth when he comes to Alma's aid Hearst sends his second the same man that beat Merrick possibly also shot at Alma to negotiate with Swearengen; Al kills him after extracting information The town unites to protect Alma as she returns to work at the bank Hearst has Ellsworth assassinated in his tent at Alma's mine Trixie Hearst in revenge for Ellsworth's death but fails to kill him Fearing for her Sofia's lives unwilling to make the camp responsible for her protection Alma sells her claim to Hearst to avoid further bloodshed. Those s are outliers outliers do get shamed that sucks but that's beside the point.I'm pointing out the double stard of girl masturbates to = hot but masturbating to girl = creepy worthy of. R/shittylifeprotips Even that sounds really weird to me maybe not wrong but just like a strange thing. Lol you're seriously upset over a word I misspelled? Alright. Wow 6 years ago Makes me wonder - at some point is it going to be normal to delete your whole facebook make a new one every decade or so or in the future are people going to be able to log on like look at their parents' facebook pictures from when they were in college 30. My ex was a bit bewildered but generally not against it Someone made it come full circle like in a really good way so people stopped doing it for a while Then because this is reddit original ideas only come around every 3 years or so people just started doing. It goes forever If you keep going with the goal of finishing you will one day die not having fulfilled your is better to get bored stop trying. Telling a girl that he jerks off to a silenced version of her in an attempt to demean her Telling a girl that he derives sexual pleasure from her against her will Definitely sexual harassment creepy. Two great seasons one moderately okay one flaming dumpster fire of a season. Bullock receives discouraging news about the county election returns in his race for sheriff against Harry Manning all the while knowing Hearst may have manipulated the results using Federal soldiers brought in to vote for his hpicked cidate elsewhere in the county. /mkkd6Pii am. Wasn't there that that told his GF he jerks off to her then she dumped him? I recall a story of a getting in trouble because his gf walked in on him wanking to her Can't remember how. I've seen some where a post 20 or 30+ clicks deep has been edited to link to a new one making it. Who the hell puts a 5 year old in a bikini anyway? Yeah I felt quite flattered when my boyfriend told me he had dirty thoughts. This mentality of wanting everything you dislike banned is completely alien to me but you'll get your way soon I'm sure - reddit seems to be working very hard to make sure everything is completely sanitary advertiser-friendly. If someone actually (ackshully??) Did this it'd be super neckbeard-y The joke itself is kinda funny though. On Ap Ian McShane announced that David Milch submitted a script for a two-hour Deadwood movie to HBO saying "[A] two-hour movie script has been delivered to HBO If they don't deliver [a finished product] blame them." McShane said that he hoped to discuss the film with Milch further said of the original cast returning that "we'd all love to do it It would be nice to see all of the old gang again." On Novem TVLine reported that the Deadwood movie is set to begin production in fall 2018 although HBO has not officially green-lit the project. Not new at all it's actually organized You can learn more about it here if you care!/r/switcharoo Why the hell am I a meme? This is fucking Stevie I’m Kenny fucking Powers I told Cassie that putting my priceless memorabilia on the eBay was a. What the fuck is going on with “(ackshully??)” the word is correctly spelled actually. He called a girl from high school a “fridged cunt” because she didn’t like being sexually harassedEdit: I think he was referring to the female principal actually. Actually had a say that to me out of blue i don't think i want to know if there is a hidden meaning behind this Well if you're already intimate with her it does work like a compliment. They made Kraid playable but Ridley is still. Kenny Powers is like a really weird neckbeard/Chad hybrid. In a Janu interview in Esquire Milch said "I don't know that the last word has been said on the subject I still nourish the hope that we're going to get to do a little more work in that area." In a Ma interview Milch was asked if the movies would ever be produced replied "No I don’t think so We got really close about a year ago Never say never but it doesn’t look. That's when you burn your house move to another country assume a new identity. Samuel Fields "The Nigger General" returns to camp He tries to enlist Hostetler in his schemes Bullock is forced to rescue him from an angry mob headed by Steve a virulently racist drunk Later Hostetler catches a drunken Steve in the livery stable masturbating on Bullock's horse in revenge Fields Hostetler manage to coerce Steve into signing a written confession of bestiality The admission will be publicized should Steve make any trouble for either of the livery workers in the future Hugo Jarry a Yankton commissioner tries to persuade Swearengen Tolliver that Deadwood should become part of Dakota territory rather than Montana He ends up siding with Swearengen Alma Garret enlists the help of Sol Star to establish a bank in.